April 6, 2016: Happy birthday to Anita Pallenberg [note: I’m 83.57 percent certain that today is her birthday—it’s just that one annoyingly authoritative source is insisting that it’s January 25]. I’ve spent a lot of time over the years thinking about the uncategorizable Anita, and today V magazine is nice enough to run my Anita essay online. Next up: I’ll attempt to write something about someone who isn’t blond.