August 13, 2022: So…Salon just posted “Monogamy, without the ‘-ish’: A humble and definitely not cool defense of ​the closed relationship” (see here), an essay I wrote about…well, what I just said. In the piece I explain why, although Audrey Hepburn is tremendous and supremely honorable and all that, I’m also kind of mad at her. Are you maybe a little mad at her too?